:cry: http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/cargo ... gR1k=.html

neko sev... 8D

vinju var redzeet braucot ar sabiedrisko autobusu uz Riigu. Pretiigs un neizdevies izstraadaajums!

Ja šo nejauši pats jau nebiju senāk ielicis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v60lOLD0 ... re=related

Te saistībā ar šodienas dragreiseru tematu, bet pie jokiem. Faktiski, melnais humors. Katru gadu tiek pasniegta Darvina balva par cilvēku pastrādātajiem lielākajiem idiotismiem (no sērijas, ka šis jau nu īsti par cilvēku vēl nav attīstījies). Visas nominācijas te nepublicēšu, pietiks ar 1. vietu. Sorry, angliski, bet gan tiksiet galā:

Now, the winner of this year`s Darwin Award (awarded, unfortunately, as always, posthumously):

The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery crash. An amateur rocket scientist ... had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off, actually a solid fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra `push` for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!

The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles (4,8 km) from the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at that location.

The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph (560 km/h) and continuing at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds.

The driver, and soon to be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder of the event. However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (4 km) (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles (2 km) and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet (40 m) leaving a blackened crater 3 feet (1 m) deep in the rock. Most of the driver`s remains were not recoverable. However, small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of approximately 420-mph (680 km/h), though much of his voyage was not actually on the ground.

You couldn`t make this stuff up, could you? AND PEOPLE JUST LIKE THIS ARE STILL ALL AROUND US AND THEY BREED & VOTE... SCARY, ISN`T IT?

Galvenais ka jams arii pareizo piemetis .. Shitos paligdzinejus izmanto lai palidzetu pacelties lidmashinam .. tadejadi ietaupot degvielu pie pacelshanas.. pec tam ar izpletni nomet zeme Atshkjiras pec vilkmes ko jamie izstrada regulet tur neko nevar - iesledzi poljetelji . . nu tad iedomajamies ja ar vienu tadu var no vietas uz augshu ka rakjeti katapultet 15tonnas smagu iznicinataju .. tad kas notiek ar 2.0 tonnu smagu mashiinu .. 8D

Tā jau gan: The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds and continuing at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds.