Radot cilvēkus Dievs kādā brīdī esot teicis: smadzenes beigušās, tagad būs krūtis!

Tas vēl maigi teikts!:shura:

1. Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you`re shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke`s on them stupid bastards because I wasn`t even at home yesterday."

2. Mick walks into Paddy`s barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven`t been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter.....

3. The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they`re going to drill for their own oil.

4. Paddy says to Mick - I`m ready for a holiday, only this year I`m going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?. Paddy replies, - I`ll take her with me!

5. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let`s hope it`s not the 13th."

6. Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "We`ll lie and say we only found two."

7.Paddy`s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo? Paddy says, "yes but it`s for dry hair and I`ve just wet mine."

and one to finish on:

Mick and Paddy are driving across Belfast with a bomb on the back seat of the car, they are going to bomb the English barracks. Paddy says "what if this bomb goes off before we get there" Mick replies "its OK we`ve got another one in the boot.

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Filmas nosaukums: Slove. Прямо в сердце (2011)