Shitas tikko uz meilu atnāca. Labs prikols:
This only takes a minute. Please don`t be a bore and ruin it.
Send it on to everyone you know, including the person that sent it
to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have
a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow
the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers. Don`t forget to
forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated. And don`t go all `adult` ... my niece`s senior manager is now known far
and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children`s book,
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... Use the
third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = cookie e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = queezy w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z =zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = goat z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f =breath
g = pants h = shorts i = sneakers
j = honker k = butt l = brains
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Mans vārds tātad sanāk Fluffy Hamsterheiny. Būtu incanti uzzināt jūsu patiesos vārdus
