Joki un Anekdotes I
15. Augusts 2011, 20:12
Radot cilvēkus Dievs kādā brīdī esot teicis: smadzenes beigušās, tagad būs krūtis!
Joki un Anekdotes I
15. Augusts 2011, 20:41
15 August 2011 21:12:14 Mizx rakstīja:
Radot cilvēkus Dievs kādā brīdī esot teicis: smadzenes beigušās, tagad būs krūtis!
Tas vēl maigi teikts!:shura:
Joki un Anekdotes I
16. Augusts 2011, 17:59
1. Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you`re shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke`s on them stupid bastards because I wasn`t even at home yesterday."
2. Mick walks into Paddy`s barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven`t been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter.....
3. The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they`re going to drill for their own oil.
4. Paddy says to Mick - I`m ready for a holiday, only this year I`m going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?. Paddy replies, - I`ll take her with me!
5. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let`s hope it`s not the 13th."
6. Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "We`ll lie and say we only found two."
7.Paddy`s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo? Paddy says, "yes but it`s for dry hair and I`ve just wet mine."
and one to finish on:
Mick and Paddy are driving across Belfast with a bomb on the back seat of the car, they are going to bomb the English barracks. Paddy says "what if this bomb goes off before we get there" Mick replies "its OK we`ve got another one in the boot.
2. Mick walks into Paddy`s barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven`t been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter.....
3. The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they`re going to drill for their own oil.
4. Paddy says to Mick - I`m ready for a holiday, only this year I`m going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?. Paddy replies, - I`ll take her with me!
5. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let`s hope it`s not the 13th."
6. Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "We`ll lie and say we only found two."
7.Paddy`s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo? Paddy says, "yes but it`s for dry hair and I`ve just wet mine."
and one to finish on:
Mick and Paddy are driving across Belfast with a bomb on the back seat of the car, they are going to bomb the English barracks. Paddy says "what if this bomb goes off before we get there" Mick replies "its OK we`ve got another one in the boot.
Joki un Anekdotes I
12. Septembris 2011, 13:59
Tāds pamatīgs 90-to gadu video rulīts 
http://youtu.be/5KJbxDDBRbc
http://youtu.be/5KJbxDDBRbc
Pēdējo reizi laboja AS - 12. Septembris 2011, 14:01, kopā labots 1 reizi.
Joki un Anekdotes I
12. Septembris 2011, 15:33
Nez kas tā par filmu?
Joki un Anekdotes I
12. Septembris 2011, 15:35
12 September 2011 16:33:27 Richy rakstīja:
Nez kas tā par filmu?
Sagribējās paskatīties?
Bez nojausmas, aktieri nav redzēti un sižets arī tāds nesaprotams.
p.s tie policisti vnk spārda
Pēdējo reizi laboja AS - 12. Septembris 2011, 15:37, kopā labots 1 reizi.
Joki un Anekdotes I
12. Septembris 2011, 16:08
Nu pag, vai tad killers nav Aleksejs Čadovs?
Joki un Anekdotes I
12. Septembris 2011, 16:35
12 September 2011 16:33:27 Richy rakstīja:
Nez kas tā par filmu?
Manuprāt, veltīgi iznīcinātas normālas mašīnas.
Parasti šādas filmas skatās tādi plānie prātiņi, kuriem tādas lietas labāk neierādīt. Citādi sāks uz ielas atkārtot.
Joki un Anekdotes I
12. Septembris 2011, 18:46
12 September 2011 16:33:27 Richy rakstīja:
Nez kas tā par filmu?
Filmas nosaukums: Slove. Прямо в сердце (2011)