Dienas Anekdote.
02. Augusts 2011, 14:14
*Choosing a wife*
*
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
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The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed
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The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on
him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
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The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he`d given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
*
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed
*
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on
him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
*
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he`d given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Dienas Anekdote.
03. Augusts 2011, 11:39
Ну почему современные технологии одновременно позволяют производить бaнки для пивa, которые не рaзлaгaются нa свaлке зa 100 лет, и кузовa aвтомобилей, которые гниют зa 3-4 годa?
Dienas Anekdote.
04. Augusts 2011, 01:34
Когда женщина говорит о надежном мужском плече, то, как правило, имеет в виду шею....
Dienas Anekdote.
04. Augusts 2011, 12:41
- Милый,давай сменим позу..
- Ааааааааааааааа,говорящее бревно!!!
- Ааааааааааааааа,говорящее бревно!!!
Dienas Anekdote.
05. Augusts 2011, 21:33
Джон Рокфеллер мечтал заработать $100.000 и дожить до 100 лет. А заработал $318.000.000.000 и умер в 97!
...Не все мечты сбываются...
...Не все мечты сбываются...
Dienas Anekdote.
05. Augusts 2011, 21:34
- А я в школе на последней парте сидел, знаете, на «камчатке».
- Я тоже на Камчатке сидел, но уже после школы...
- Я тоже на Камчатке сидел, но уже после школы...
Dienas Anekdote.
05. Augusts 2011, 21:40
Международный конкурс по вязанию среди бабушек:
российская бабушка связала носки;
голландская бабушка не смогла связать и двух слов;
китайская бабушка связала айфон;
сомалийская бабушка связала всех бабушек и потребовала 3 000 000$
российская бабушка связала носки;
голландская бабушка не смогла связать и двух слов;
китайская бабушка связала айфон;
сомалийская бабушка связала всех бабушек и потребовала 3 000 000$
Dienas Anekdote.
05. Augusts 2011, 21:41
В моей голове иногда рождаются такие идеи, что тараканы аплодируют стоя!!!
Dienas Anekdote.
07. Augusts 2011, 09:49
Чем больше любишь ковырять в носу...
Тем сильнее тонируешь машину...
Тем сильнее тонируешь машину...
Dienas Anekdote.
07. Augusts 2011, 09:50
Как-то стою на кухне, режу салат, заходит мама и говорит: - сынок, только что по телефону звонили, сказали, что ты семь минут назад сбил человека на машине и надо срочно нести деньги в кпз. Вопросов у меня два: во-первых, откуда у тебя машина, а во-вторых почему у этого адвоката такой пропитый голос?