Joki un Anekdotes I
24. Augusts 2004, 13:16
Pārmaiņas pēc piedāvāju jums ieskatīties attēlos un pārbaudīt savu acīgumu. Jāatrod ir trīs atšķirības. Un neaizmirstiet ieslēgt tumbiņas .gif ":)")
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html
Joki un Anekdotes I
24. Augusts 2004, 13:20
Bilde ar skaņu... stulbi... Varēja reiz dumu zil-sarkan-meln-nezkādu seju nomainīt ar ko interesantāku... Bet visi vēl nav iemācījušies, kas šādos gadījumos gaidāms...
Joki un Anekdotes I
24. Augusts 2004, 13:23
man tas efekts zūd, jo nav darbā tumbu....
vispār dators kaut kāds pāķis darbā... :cry:
vispār dators kaut kāds pāķis darbā... :cry:
Joki un Anekdotes I
24. Augusts 2004, 13:26
Starp citu, šito aparātu redzēju darbībā... Kamēr stāv, tikmēr tāds maiga izskata vecs autiņš, bet, kad iedarbināja un aizbrauca... ne par velti tā reklāmās savulaik uzrādīja nevis sekundes no 1-100 km/h, bet līdz 200 km/h... Katrs, kam lieki pārsimts tūkstoši, var sev tādu iegādāties...
Joki un Anekdotes I
24. Augusts 2004, 14:02
kam stulbi, a kam relaksācija uz kādu minūti..... .gif ";)")
Joki un Anekdotes I
17. Septembris 2004, 15:33
Злыми буднями время катится,
И пускай мне удача не прет,
Обязательно будет пятница,
И никто ее не отберет.
Телевизор мне врет старательно,
Лишь один календарь не соврет,
Будет пятница обязательно,
И никто ее не отберет.
Hаколю я огурчик на вилочку
И на стол, словно на пьедестал,
Я, как статую, ставлю бутылочку
Замечательной фирмы "Кристалл".
И пускай твердят, что я пьяница,
И пускай несут прочий вздор;
Обязательно будет пятница
Всем начальникам наперекор.
Hа чужой беде руки греете,
Аппетит мне ваш не унять...
Вы у нас отнять ВСЕ сумеете,
ТОЛЬКО ПЯТHИЦУ HЕ ОТHЯТЬ!!!!!!
И пускай мне удача не прет,
Обязательно будет пятница,
И никто ее не отберет.
Телевизор мне врет старательно,
Лишь один календарь не соврет,
Будет пятница обязательно,
И никто ее не отберет.
Hаколю я огурчик на вилочку
И на стол, словно на пьедестал,
Я, как статую, ставлю бутылочку
Замечательной фирмы "Кристалл".
И пускай твердят, что я пьяница,
И пускай несут прочий вздор;
Обязательно будет пятница
Всем начальникам наперекор.
Hа чужой беде руки греете,
Аппетит мне ваш не унять...
Вы у нас отнять ВСЕ сумеете,
ТОЛЬКО ПЯТHИЦУ HЕ ОТHЯТЬ!!!!!!
Joki un Anekdotes I
18. Septembris 2004, 23:47
Heh, gudrs kaķis. Baidos, ka ar SZ un viņa jauno kaķi būs tieši tā pat
Joki un Anekdotes I
19. Septembris 2004, 00:02
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German which was
the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty`s Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
be the official language of the European Union rather than German which was
the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty`s Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.